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  1. ☻☺ Don't we need a "Jokes" thread?? ☺☻

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  2. ☻☺ Don't we need a "Jokes" thread?? ☺☻

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    A jewish Joke (oy vey!) Two astronauts land on Mars. Their mission: to check whether there is oxygen on the planet. "Give me the box of matches", says one. "Either it burns and there is oxygen, or nothing happens." He takes the box, and is ready to strike a match when, out of the blue, a...
  3. ☻☺ Don't we need a "Jokes" thread?? ☺☻

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    It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre. After the community sing-along, led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show...Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance...."Yes, each and everyone of you and all...
  4. ☻☺ Don't we need a "Jokes" thread?? ☺☻

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    For St. Patricks' Day... The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Poland. He gave...
  5. Will the new Cadillac Lambda hurt the Enclave's Sales and Popularity?

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    In response to Bad and Kids: I have a 2012 SRX Luxury with no extras...it cost me $41,000, which is book price. I think the Base model is about $36,000. The Performance model, with Navigation, runs about $50,000. I hope this helps settle the price issue. Now, why did I buy an SRX? As I've stated...
  6. Gas Prices

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    Yesterday on Staten Island, Costco was $3.92. Hess was $3.99. Today, most stations I saw were $4.07 to $4.15. Going to Florida on Saturday and then the Caribbean for 2 weeks. I'll fill you all in when I get back. No, I'm not driving!
  7. ☻☺ Don't we need a "Jokes" thread?? ☺☻

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    I'm going on vacation but thought I'd leave you with this one. True, it's old, but so am I. Texas home security system (works just about anywhere, except maybe California). 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size of 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on the front porch, along with a copy of...
  8. Coasting for MPG

    Engine & Drivetrain
    It was always rumored to me that in later models of automatic transmissions it was harmful to let them coast in neutral...no rear pump, as in earlier ('60's, '70's, etc.) models. Not really knowing too much about automatic transmissions, I have always gone with the rumor. I do know it is not a...
  9. Gas Prices

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    As of Sunday, here in Brooklyn and Staten Island, N.Y., the going price for regular is $3.99, but I have seen some stations at $4.07, and one for $4.15. Like I've said before, in Europe the going price is from $10 to $12 a gallon (3 Euros a liter). No wonder the Europeans don't drive that much.
  10. Too many are leaving us.

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    It's so sad. So much talent, too. I hope she's found some rest after such a troubled life. God bless her, please.
  11. ☻☺ Don't we need a "Jokes" thread?? ☺☻

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    Anthony had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE MAN Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am THE MAN of this house and my word is LAW!" You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished...
  12. ☻☺ Don't we need a "Jokes" thread?? ☺☻

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    After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Never having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image staring back at him. "How about that!", he exclaims...
  13. Miles per year driving average

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    While I turned in my Enclave over a year ago (I now lease an SRX), I had leased it for 48 months. I turned it in after 48 months with only 40,000 miles and in excellent condition. Whoever got that car got a real cream puff!
  14. Coast to Coast weather

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    Well, the storm started here in Brooklyn about 2 hours ago...first freezing rain, and now it's turning to snow. This one looks like a doozie. Two days ago they were forecasting 3 to 6 inches; then it was 6 to 8 inches; now ...12 to 18 inches. At least NY can handle a big snowstorm...we have the...
  15. Carbon buildup in the DI engine

    Engine & Drivetrain
    I think "Silvervettes" came closer to answering the problem of carbon build-up than anyone. If the gasoline obviously isn't "washing" down the valves, then the only thing that can "clean" the valves must be the oil. Now, whether or not a synthetic or conventional oil is the answer probably...
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